Friday, October 28, 2011

Topics for our dating guide: a working list

  1. U-hauling
  2. Homo-depot, and how to avoid it
  3. Things not to say on a first date
  4. Over-sharing; general
  5. Pets are not children or sex partners
  6. Merging
  7. The diaspora of Lesbian incest
  8. Online dating
  9. Ex-lovers and your partners' ex-lovers
  10. How to talk to other lesbians
  11. How to negotiate hook-ups: one night stands and why they're ok
  12. Student-teacher relationships, and why they should never happen
  13. Lesbian weddings
  14. Quizzes: are you a Xena or Gabrielle; Are you codependent- or do you have to ask your partner if you should take this quiz?; Are you femme or butch?; Top or bottom?
  15. Why you should never spell women with a "Y" or an "I" or the word "womb"
  16. Words not to use ever, ever again
  17. Oranges are not the only fruit you shouldn't put in your vagina
  18. Sex toy guide
Thoughts? Comments?

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

On reserve

My soul was like a lost book before
You.
Sitting forlornly on the waiting to be shelved shelf,
Tucked behind other books,
Misplaced in a cranny,
Till you put it on the right shelf- in your
Heart. In your
Soul.

On Permanent Reserve.